BUMMIN ABOUT BERRYMAN

I'm bummin big time about the Berryman Adventure Race coming up next month. Seems I've got an enlarged spleen and my contact sports must be avoided (upon pain of death) so I'm out of action. ORF is on the lookout to fill my spot so talk to John Clausen if you are interested and possess superhuman strength, endurance and charming good looks (I've got big shoes to fill, I know) A nice singing voice is an added plus. :-)